The woes of Shopping

Oh how I hate shopping! First off, it feels like its been years since I've really done any clothes shopping, ok so it has been years. I decided because I spend most of my time in holy jeans, holy sweats, sweatshirts and hats, I am committed to spend some of that stimulus check on updating my wardrobe. So today I ventured into town for a quick look-see (because I had my girls). I hit old navy....NOTHING! I tried on a few things I thought might be cute, doing this only gave me the realization that I need to start doing some serious crunches. My donut waist is expanding slowly but surly. This made my desire to try on clothes pretty much disappear. I left the store with a couple winter things (big sale) and took a try at Ross. I skimmed very quickly and found nothing. I decided that today was not my day, it may never be, and I headed home. So here I am having a serious Dr. Pepper craving trying to think of what I could stuff in my mouth that tastes good and doesn't add to my expanding donut. Help! I need a personal shopper that can find me cute trendy clothes that hide my waist, that are timeless (because who knows when I will ever do this again), and knows how to incorporate a cute hand bag and also keep me dressed like a thirty year old and not a teeny-bopper.